Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Wicked Erotica: Big Girls Do It Better by Jasinda Wilder

I am so glad to be back doing my Wicked Erotica posts. I apologize for not posting the last couple of weeks, but I was crazy busy with finals. I'm happy to say all of that is behind me now (at least until next semester *cries*). 
So this week I read Big Girls Do It Better by Jasinda Wilder. 

Gorgeous, rock-star guys like Chase Delany don't go for girls like me. They go for supermodels and actresses, skinny-girls who never eat and spend all day working out. I'm not that girl. So when he locked his fiery brown eyes on me for the first time, I couldn't quite believe it was really happening to me.

It was the second night I spent with him that I'll never forget.

Funniest quote: "Touching his cock was like eating chips; I couldn't stop after just one."

I am still LOLing about this one. I mean, come on she's already over weight, is the unnecessary craving of food HAVE to be in there during sex?

Anywho, I was really looking forward to reading this one. It has a lot of good reviews and no morphing alien dinosaurs that shoot gallons of seed into unsuspecting humans (I needed a break from that life). 

In this short erotic romance we meet Anna who is a bigger woman that works as a DJ at a bar. I liked her character…at first. I've always been a bigger girl all of my life so I love reading stories about them getting the hot guy (shit, I even wrote one). But this story went too far. 
All Anna did the entire book was WHINE about being fat. For those of you who know me, you know that the quickest way to get on my nerves is to whine. And that is all Anna did THE. WHOLE. EFFING. BOOK. 

I swear to it. But get this… She complains about being fat, but she wears mini skirts, fish-net stockings, and heels. 
One night she meets Chase. He's a hottie rockstar. &&& he gives her his number. He comes up to her work and he follows her out into the alley where she… gives him a high five. 

(Gosh, what did you think I was going to say? LOL) In actuality, she gives him a blow job. Now, I'm all for giving strange men BJs in dark alleys (in books y'all not in real life, geez, you're killing me with your assumptions!;)) but this just wasn't believable for me. I just kept thinking… he follows you into an alley and the first thing you wanna do is suck his…well you know? 
When Anna goes home (later the same night of the BJ) with him, the entire time she whines about not being good enough to have sex with him. She even does this WHILE they're having sex. 
I couldn't even enjoy the potential sexiness of the book because of all the whining. Like seriously. I understand being insecure… but DAMN. Sometimes it's too much. If I had been Chase I would have lost my boner with all the encouragement he had to give (on the second time they met, mind you). 

Mkkkay. SO should you read this? WELL, I'm going to go ahead and say yes. (You knew I would say that didn't you?). I wasn't a huge fan of this one BUT lot's of other people loved it! So it might be right up your alley. Plus it is free on amazon! So go read it and report back to me with your thoughts!!!

What's coming up next week:

This book sounds SUPER hot. I've never read a story about a woman working for an escort service, so I'm pretty flipping' excited. 

Have you written some dirty erotica and want me to check it out? Or know of something that would fit well with these posts? Please contact me. I would love to hear from you!! <3

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