Wicked Erotica: Alien Seed

So this week I read ALIEN SEED by Alice Xavier. Here's a little about the book before I begin…and man… you won't want to miss this one!

Wicked Erotica: Taken By the T-Rex

It's that time of the week again! This week's Wicked Erotica book was something dirty that has been causing a serious stir in the erotica world. Yup, I did it. I actually went out and bought TAKEN BY THE T-REX by Christie Sims. BUT before I start dishing on this dirty read, check out the info on the book.

Warning: This is a tale of beast sex. This story was written to unlock your darkest fantasies and innermost desires. It is not for the faint of heart and is not your mother's erotica. All of the sexual descriptions found in this book are very explicit in nature. It's not suitable for someone under 18 years of age. Read at your own risk.

Drin is her tribe’s chief huntress; she lives for the thrill of the hunt. Men and sex hold no allure for her, as Drin has never found a partner to satisfy her. When a T-Rex descends upon her village, destroying it, Drin demands that the tribe’s hunters go in search of the beast and slaughter it. Opting for safety instead of revenge, the tribe moves to a new location, hoping that the big beast won’t follow them.
It does.
Drin taunts the beast, giving her tribes mates time to flee. As she runs, leading it through a gauntlet of traps, the thrill of the hunt soars through her blood, leaving her wet with desire. When the angry T-Rex corners the huntress in a box canyon, it seems more interested in her wet womanhood than in her flesh.            Buy on Amazon

Sounds pretty crazy, right? I'm going to be totally honest. I was pretty terrified to read this. All I could imagine in my mind was some seriously violent vagina ripping sex. 

I mean, come on. I've seen Jurassic Park. A T-Rex is a BIG mother effer. There's no way he has a small wanker. Just cause he has small arms doesn't mean he has a small thang, right? 

Starting off the book we meet Drin who has just tragically lost her mother and friends to a vicious lizard (the t-rex). Now, we don't just get the knowledge that her mother died. Oh, no. We get to witness Drin looking down on her mother's half-eaten body, with blood splattered everywhere. 

(I was going to put a bloody gif here, but I decided to spare you this time ;))

Drin is, of course, devastated. Her and her tribe move to get away from the potential threat of the beast coming back for them. Of course he does come back and Drin distracts him away from the tribe. When the beast follows her she gets aroused…

I had to put this pic. Bahahahahahaha

 When he catches her, he doesn't kill her. Naturally, he wants to have sexy time with her. Crazily enough Drin is all for this massive baby t-rex (Oh, did I forget to mention this is a very young dino? So Drin is a stone-age cougar). 
They don't actually have sex, even being a youngin' his monster junk is way too big for that. Instead he holds Drin suspended in mid-air. She wraps her arms around his gigantic thing and does a monster jerk-off. 
Not what you were expecting, right? 

Well, shit, me either.

All in all, this book was nuts on about every level that has ever existed. It's not often I read a book that has a heroine that gets freaky with the dinosaur that ate her mom. 

With that being said, I am going to base my rating on several different things. 1. Christie Sims gets an A for originality and the guts to publish something like this. 2. I can honestly say I was entertained until the very end of the book, albeit I was freaked out and a little terrified, I was never bored. 
Therefore, I give it 3 stars. Do I think you should read it? HECK YEAH. Live a little. 

What's coming up:

Next week I've decided to read ALIEN SEED by Alive Xavier. Sounds pretty freakin' wild and nasty, right? I stumbled across this book on Amazon today. It's actually gotten some pretty good reviews. So we will see. 

Have you written some dirty erotica and want me to check it out? Or know of something that would fit well with these posts? Please contact me. I would love to hear from you!! <3

Wicked Erotica: Sexing My Boyfriend's Dad

Welcome to my very first Wicked Erotica post. I am really excited to head out on this journey of reading freaky, wicked, and occasionally sick books. I hope you will enjoy the ride with me. --For those of you who didn't see my last post, click here for more info about my wicked erotica posts. 

As promised, today I am reviewing Sexing My Boyfriend's Dad by Kay Elty. 

Adult Content-- 18 and up only because this short includes lots of hot sex.

"On his family's couch, my boyfriend pounded into me. Lust vibrated through to my bones. Sweat shined on my pale skin. That length slipped in and out at a fast tempo, filling the air with wet slapping noises and driving me crazy.
His father had to hear us. . ."

Trinity just turned eighteen and graduated from high school. The world is ahead of her and she's ready to have sex. Follow her as she embarks on many Smut Adventures.

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I chose this book because of the obvious--the title. I've never read a book about a girl who has sex with her boyfriend's dad. Seriously. BUT I couldn't deny that it caught my attention, especially after I read the blurb. Talk about HOT. 
Anywho, this book is short (about 17ish pages). 
Trinity is a VERY vain new adult who like to fuck. Plain and simple. She likes to fuck so much, that when she gets the opportunity to have sex with her exceedingly sexy, and VERY married, boyfriend's dad, she takes it. BUT only for a price. Trinity wants to go somewhere with her life, but she doesn't have the money to get out of her hometown. Well, Big Papa has all the answers (she doesn't call him that, but it makes it funnier when I call him that, right?). He can help her out by signing his name to a big fat check--BUT only after she takes his big fat--are you catching my drift? 
All in all, I actually liked this story. Trinity is bitchy and horny, but that's just her character. Do I think the boyfriend's dad should have cheated on his wife and slept with her? Well, obviously NOT. But it did make for an entertaining read. 
Overall I enjoyed this book. It was definitely wicked and worth the 99 cents I paid. 

What's Coming Up:

Next week I'm going to dive in and do it... YUP I'm going to be reading some of the new Dino Erotica. I'm a little scared. Stayed tuned!

Have you written some dirty erotica and want me to check it out? Or know of something that would fit well with these posts? Please contact me. I would love to hear from you!! <3

Wicked Erotica--Are you ready?

For those of you who don't know... I LOVE erotica books. 
Yes, I'm a little sick in the head (but we already established that with my post about rape in romance, right?)
So, I've decided to do a post each week (or at least try for every week) where I read and review some wicked erotica.

Now, I'm sure you're wondering... What do I consider wicked? WELL, I'm talking about erotica that deals with less than average subjects. For example--the recent fad of Dino Erotica. ---->

I don't know about you, but this whole premise seriously makes me chuckle. I've never thought about getting railed by a Dinosaur, but someone out there has. They even wrote a book about it. 
Books like this really intrigue me. I am very open when it comes to reading stuff like this, and I will give anything a shot. (Especially when it is short, the Dino book is only 17 pages.) I'm mostly interested in seeing if the story is worthwhile--can Christie Sims make me believe that getting railed by a Dinosaur is something believable in her work? hahaha. Wellll, we will see. 

Here's what I'm going to review this week. (It's not Dino erotica, I thought I would ease myself into the craziness, lol)

<---- I think the title says it all. Check it out on goodreads.
Kay Elty has a whole series following Trinity, with some very interesting titles... If I like this one, I will probably read all of them and feature them here. 



If you have any suggestions for my wicked erotica posts, please feel free to contact me! I'm always looking for freaky stuff to check out!

Be looking for the SEXING MY BOYFRIEND'S DAD post later in the week.